truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

(via beyoncesasshole)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via franksfatass)

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

(via staydirty-staydangerous)

spoilers-and-bowties:

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(via humoristics)

apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(Source: cyber-leaf, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

napafilmfest:

Don’t miss an amazing story of feminism and rape awareness in an inspiring documentary, Brave Miss World. Linor Abargil won Miss World in March of 1998, and had been kidnapped and raped by October. She now is speaking out about rape awareness, taking action and how to protect yourself. A Napa Film Fest 2013 festival favorite, Brave Miss World premieres tomorrow Thursday, May 29th on #Netflix!
http://bit.ly/1wnFMR0

napafilmfest:

Don’t miss an amazing story of feminism and rape awareness in an inspiring documentary, Brave Miss World. Linor Abargil won Miss World in March of 1998, and had been kidnapped and raped by October. She now is speaking out about rape awareness, taking action and how to protect yourself. A Napa Film Fest 2013 festival favorite, Brave Miss World premieres tomorrow Thursday, May 29th on #Netflix!

http://bit.ly/1wnFMR0

du4ne:

how do people still think that lose is spelled loose

(via coolator)

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