You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn.

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(Source: orangeisthenew-jack, via ruinedchildhood)

note-a-bear:

weloveblackgirls:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

I heard y’all was talking shit


"I thought you said you had to work late"

note-a-bear:

weloveblackgirls:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

I heard y’all was talking shit

"I thought you said you had to work late"

(via guy)

lackadaisical-manner:

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

I told my dad about this and he said “What are you talking about? I never picked you up in the first place.”

(Source: mulders, via fingerprintsyouleft)

baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via welcometothe-black-parade)

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

image

I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via onlyfaggotscars)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via onlyfaggotscars)

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