dashdrive:

when u feel like something just touched you

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(via heyfunniest)

unfollowfriday:

when people are offended by nudity like have you seen whats under your clothes

(via iamthewhitegirl)

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

(via lulz-time)

scientificenterprise:

this is the best tweet ever made hands down 

scientificenterprise:

this is the best tweet ever made hands down 

(Source: kenntwo, via laughbitches)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

(via youngest-son-of-poseidon)

hazelshaw:

Celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenge

(via stylessnsfw)

Anonymous said: i dont have a tumblr right now but i thought i saw you there the other day :O

Yeah, I do work there. 

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