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jaclcfrost:

[softly, but with a lot of feeling] what the fuck

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gayleafcrime:

stop crying. its my turn

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flatsound:

sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming

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witwitch:

just-shower-thoughts:

If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don’t tell your wife to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.

what the fuck

“I’m going to emotionally manipulate my wife and make her feel insecure for my own benefit, and also ruin one of my wife’s friendships”

I hope your wife fucking divorces you and takes everything you have because you’re a piece of trash

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safe-behind-bars:

older-aang:

kuro-tokyo:

scared the shit out of me every time

my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral

reblogging again just for that omg

(Source: geekofficial, via allantruong)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via 420pikachu)

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

(via zackisontumblr)

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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via alangwiggy)

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loveyourcrookedneighbour:

*CEO voice* quick put a rainbow on it so The Gays™ buy it.

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